50 sätta att irritera Jacob Black

Är du Team Edward och gärna skulle vilja reta upp Jake, eller vill du bara göra honom irriterad? Då kan du läsa den här listan! :D

1. Put kitty posters on his bedroom wall.
2. Buy him a vampire outfit for Halloween.
3. Yell ”Here Jacob!! Come on, boy!”
4. Tell him he needs a flea bath.
5. Give him some dog treats for lunch.
6. Follow him around singing Who Let the Dogs Out.
7. Tell him his motorcycle looks gay.
8. Photoshop a pic of him and Edward, then give it to him as a present.
9. Hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
10. Spray him with a squirt bottle every time he swears.
11. Give him a chew toy for Christmas.
12. Give him dinner in a dog bowl.
13. Ask him if he’s related to DogMan(We live in MI…don’t ask)
14. Ask him when Edward and Bella’s wedding date is.
15. Then ask him he’s going.
16. Get him a pretty pink dog collar.
17. Tell him he has to go see the vet.
18. Ask him if he’s got his rabis shot.
19. Steal all of his sweatpants.
20. Call him a mutt…then run.
21. Tell him he needs a new car…preferably a new, shiny, silver Volvo.
22. Ask him if he’s gay.
23. Ask him if he wishs he glittered like Edward.
24. Then pour glitter on him.
25. Then when he yells at you, just tell him you just wanted him to feel pretty like Edward.
26. Throw a Tennis ball, then yell ”Get it! Get it, boy!”
27. Then when he doesn’t go and get the ball, ask why he doesn’t know how to fetch.
28. Give him some peanut-butter.
29. Then black-mail him with the video.
30. Tell him he’d look better pale.
31. Push him in the lake, when he yells just say you wanted to see if he knew how to doggie-paddle.
32. Then yell at him for smelling like wet dog.
33. Paint Jacob in pink and purple nail polish on his finger nails.
34. Then ask him if he has the hotts for Edward.
35. See how many times you can poke him before he transforms.
36. Put a bark collar on him.
37. Give him a muzzle for his B-day.
38. Take him to the groomer’s shop.
39. Steal his pic of Bella and replace it with a pic of Edward while he’s sleeping.
40. Then scream in his ear ”I KNEW IT!! You DO have the hotts for Edward!”
41. Then tell Edward.
42. Ask him if he’s related to Scooby-Doo.
43. Start brushing his hair, then when he glares tell him he’s shedding.
44. Post lost dog AD’s with Jacob’s pic on them.
45. Ask him when his and Edward’s wedding date is.
46. Threaten to get him fixed.
47. Accidently call him kitty.
48. Ask him if he’s Edward’s best-man.
49. Give him the nickname Fiedo.
50. For movie night, rent the Dracula movie.



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